Gene Wilder as Frederick Von Frankenstein: "It's alive! Haha! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"
Madelaine Kahn as Elizabeth: "Oh, you men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones, and you're out with the boys! To boast and brag! You better keep your mouth shut! (Oh, I think I love him!)"
Dr. Frankenstein: "Then you and Viktor were..." Cloris Leachman as Frau Blucher: "Yes! Yes! Say it! He was my boyfriend!"
Dr. Frankenstein: "IT - COULD - WORK!"
Frau Blucher: "Good night, Herr Doctor." Dr. Frankenstein: "Good night, Frau Blucher." (sound of horses whinnying.)
Dr. Frankenstein: "Hello, handsome!"
(Knock, knock, knock) Dr. Frankenstein: "What knockers!" Terri Garr as Inga: "Oh! Thank you, Doctor!"
Dr. Frankenstein: "You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind."
Dr. Frankenstein: "Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?" Marty Feldman as Igor: "Coitenly! You take the blonde & I'll take the one in the turban!"
Dr. Frankenstein and Peter Boyle as The Monster perform "Putting on the Ritz".
(Excerpt from above): First bar of "Putting on the Ritz".
Dr. Frankenstein: "I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm WORKING!"