The Wizard of Oz Wavs Judy Garland as Dorothy: "You ought to be ashamed of yourself!" Margaret Hamilton as The Wicked Witch of the West: "You stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix you as well! Billie Burke as Glinda The Good Witch of the North: "Hohoho, rubbish! You have no power here! Begone - before somebody drops a house on you, too!" Frank Morgan as The Doorkeeper: "Well! Bust my buttons!" Frank Morgan as Professor Marvel: "I never do anything without consulting my crystal first!" Bert Lahr as The Cowardly Lion sings about courage. Frank Morgan as The Wizard of Oz: "Back where I come from, we have universities - seats of great learning - where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts - and with no more brains than you have!" The Wizard: "I AM OZ! The great and powerful!" Ray Bolger as The Scarecrow sings "If I Only Had A Brain". The Cowardly Lion sings "If I Were King of the Forest". Bert Lahr as The Tin Man sings "If I Only Had A Heart". The Cowardly Lion sings "If I Only Had The Nerve". The Wizard: "The great and powerful Oz knows why you have come!" The Cowardly Lion: "Put 'em up! PUT 'EM UP! Which oneaya first? I'll fightcha both together if you want! I'll fightcha with one paw tied behind my back! I'll fightcha standin' on one foot! I'll fightcha with my eyes closed! Ohhh! Pullin' an axe on me, eh?" (Excerpt from above:) "Put 'em up! PUT 'EM UP!" The Wicked Witch of the West: "I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too! Ehehehehe!" Dorothy: "If you were King, you wouldn't be afraid of anybody?" Lion: "Not nobody! Not nohow!" Tin Man: "Not even a rhinoceros?" Lion: "Imposseros!" Dorothy: "How about a hippopottamus?" Lion: "Why, I'd trash him from top to bottomus!" Dorothy: "Supposin' you met an elephant!" Lion: "I'd wrapped him up in cellophant!" Scarecrow: "What if it were a brontosaurus?" Lion: "I'd show him who was 'King of the Forest!'" Dorothy: "Toto - I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!" "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" Theme. Dorothy sings "Over The Rainbow". The Wizard: "Silence, whipper-snapper!" Doorkeeper: "Who rang that bell?" Dorothy: "You came back! Oh, I'm so glad!"