Zero Mostel as Max Bialystok: "Go to desk! Answer telephone! 'Bialystok and Blum! Bialystok and Blum!" Secretary: "Bialyschtok und Blum! Bialyschtok und Blum! Goddag på deg ("Hello to you" or "Have a nice day" - thanks, Christian Mølgaard!)! Bialyschtok und Blum! Goddag på deg!" Bialyschtok und Blum! Goddag på deg!" Max: "Nice girl!"
Gene Wilder as Leopold Blum: "My blanket! My blue blanket! Gimme my blue blanket!" (Goes bananas) "I'm sorry. I don't like people touching my blue blanket. It's not important - it's a minor compulsion."
Dick Shawn as L.S.D. sings "Love Power".
Leo: "Mr. Bialystock, I cannot function under these conditions! You're making me extremely nervous!"
The Theme to the intentionally atrocious Broadway Production of "Springtime for Hitler".