MST3K Wavs Crow: "Twenty-Four Hour Technical Service?!? Take you twenty-four hours just to pick up the stupid phone!" Tom Servo: "More! More! I'm a bad clown! Hehehe" Tom Servo: "Brought to you by the Booze Council - because Booze really satisfies." Joel: "Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!" Tom Servo: "Booze makes you popular and heals all wounds!" All: B - double O - Z - E - Booze!" Silly march tune Tom Servo: "Oh, no - they're doing it Clown Style!" All: "Conform! Conform! Conform!" Tom Servo: "Hi! I'm Satan! Enjoy the Film!" Tom Servo: "Hoo, boy!" Tom Servo: "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you!" Movie Start Alert