Miscellaneous Movie Wavs Charleton Heston as Moses in "The Ten Commandments": (Fanfare) - "Hear, O Israel! Remember this day, when the strong hand of the Lord leads you out of bondage!" Yul Brenner as The Pharoah Ramses in The Ten Commandments: "So let it be written - so let it be done." Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey in "It's a Wonderful Life": "Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me back! Get me back! I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me, Clarence, please! Please! I want to live again! I want to live again! I want to live again! Please, God, let me live again!" Tom Hulce does his famous laugh from Amadeus. Bea Arthur as Unemployment Insurance Clerk in "The History of the World - Part I": "Occupation?" Mel Brooks as Comicus: "Standup Philosopher!" Clerk: "What?" Comicus: "Standup Philosopher! I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension." Clerk: "Oh - a Bullshit Artist!" Comicus: "Hmmmmmm...." Clerk: "Did you bullshit last week?" Comicus: "No." Clerk: "Did you try to bullshit last week?" Comicus: "Yes!" Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator: "Hasta la Vista, baby!" Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey: "Now, listen to me, I beg of you not to do this thing!" Paul LeMat as John in "American Graffiti": "Rock & Roll's been goin' downhill ever since Buddy Holly died." Rutger Hauer as an Android in "Blade Runner": "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe! I've seen Attack Ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion! I've seen seabeams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate! All those moments will be lost in time - like tears in the rain. Time to die." Paul Freeman as Belloq in "Raiders of the Lost Ark": "So, once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine!" Robert Redford as Bill McKay in "The Candidate" gives a wonderful and, some might say, eerily accurate spoof of electioneering speeches. TrueSpeech version. Drill Instructor in "Full Metal Jacket": "How tall are you, Private?" Private Cowboy: "Sir! Five foot nine, Sir!" D.I.: "Five foot nine! I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze in inch in on me somewhere, HUH?" Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir! No, Sir!" D.I.: "Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your Momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! Where the hell're you from anyway, Private?" Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir! Texas, Sir!" D.I.: "Holy Dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?" Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir! No, Sir!" D.I.: "Are you a peter-pumper?" Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir! No, Sir!" D.I.: "I'll bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!" George C. Scott as George S. Patton in "Patton": "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country!" George C. Scott as Patton: "I can assure you that you will all do your duty." John Hurt as "The Elephant Man": "I am not an animal! I am a human being!" The Original Fly about to be.....destroyed! The famous sound of Godzilla being...Godzilla! Robin Williams gives his famous "Goooooooooooooood Mornin', Vietnam!" Sean Connery in "Highlander": "From the dawn of time we came. Moving silently down through the centuries. Living many secret lives. Struggling to reach the time of "The Gathering" - when the few who remain go back to the last. No one has ever known we were among you - until now." Mel Brooks as Moses in "History of the World - Part I": "Hear me! O, hear me! All pay heed! The Lord! - The Lord Jehovah! - has given unto you these fiften - (crash) - (aside - 'Vay!') - Ten! - Ten Commandments! - for all to obey!" Richard E. Grant as Dennis Dimbleby Bagley delivers a horrifically cynical presentation on the advertising needs of a food products client in the opening moments of "How to Get Ahead in Advertising". TrueSpeech version. Dennis Dimbleby Bagley gives a crazed Ad-Man-From-Hell's Messianic Speech at the close of "How to Get Ahead In Advertising". TrueSpeech version. Kind Ard of Heavy Metal: "If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies." Ricardo Montalban as Khan in "The Wrath of Khan": "There she is! There she is! Ahhh! Not so wounded as we were lead to believe! So much the better!" Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in "The Last Crusade": "I can get it! I can almost reach it, Dad!" Sean Connery as Dr. Jones (Senior): "Indiana? Indiana? Let it go!" Peter Finch as Howard Beal in Network: "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" The "March of the Wooden Soldiers" tune from Laurel & Hardy's "Babes in Toyland". The renown "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" scene from "Apocalypse Now". George C. Scott as Patton: "The Nazis are the enemy!" D.I. from "Full Metal Jacket": "You had best unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!" Marlon Brando as Don Corleone in "The Godfather": "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in "Apollo 13": "Gentleman - it's been a privilege flying with you." Robby the Robot from "Forbidden Planet": "Coffee is ready, sir". Orson Welles as Kane in "Citizen Kane": "Rosebud!" The "Shark" Theme from "Jaws". Marlon Brando as Don Corleone: "Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accepts this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day." The sound of James Caan as Sonny Corleone being assassinated in "The Godfather". Pizzeria Employee in "American Graffiti": "Shakey's Pizza." Wolfman Jack (as himself): "Uh, yeah, listen, you got anymore of those Secret Agent Spy Scopes?" Pizzeria: "Hit Parade on a Stethescope?" Wolfman: "No, no, the Secret Agent Spy Scopes, man! That pulls in the Moon, the Stars, the Planets, the satellites, and the little-bitty Spacemen." Pizzeria: "You must have the wrong number, Pardner!" Johnny Weissmuller as Tarzan gives his legendary jungle-call. Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator: "I'll be back!" Tom Hanks in "Apollo 13": "Ok, uh, Good Evening, America! And welcome aboard Apollo 13!"