Preachers On Parade
Folks, you can't make stuff like this up - Mrs. Betty Hinn speaks of her outreach ministry's prescription for getting right with the Holy Ghost - an enema. That's right, an enema. Were it not for intrepid souls like Clay Loomis finding & digitizing this material, my soul, let alone my bowels, might notta ever been saved!
Fundamentalist preacher Dr. Impe alerts his audience to a nationwide sex-in-public consipiracy that is planning to use Rock 'n'Roll music to "crumble the morals of American Youth".
A choice mix of audio samples from the above wav file, created & submitted by that superior musical mutant, Lorin Swelk.
Huckster W. V. Grant dreamed up this one. Here's a pic of the thing.
A gift from a frequent and gifted contributor, K. P. Kaligari, this is an excerpt from "The Kiowa Peyote Meeting", which explains why God want us to use psychedelic drugs.
Rev. Jim Jones, "The Kool Aid Kid", talks about his "big plans", "both here, there and everywhere".
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A 56 Kbps RealMedia file compressed from an EarthStation1.com digital remaster of Jim Jones' audio cassette recording of the infamous Jonestown Massacre, complete in its (publicly released) 43 minute form.
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Rev. John Hagee of Cornerstone Church, TX tells us what's greater than any number of kinds of brew.
Episode One of the Canadian child molesting convict turned Dallas born-again preacher Jonathan Bell. In this episode, this defender of the faith handles ministers of the Church of Satan appearing in his apartment, the Dallas Police force and reading the bible while driving in a car he hasn't seen since it was stolen.
In this episode, his last before he disappeared from pursuing police, the Rev. Bell really loses it as he recounts his being attacked by a demon assassin in his apartment, dreams of naked people in hell (no children!) and testifies about personal poverty dressed in a tuxedo.
Jack and Rexella Van Impe explain, completely straight-faced, that cursing in school is caused by "an E.T. called 'Satan'".
A recent ad for one of Jack Van Impe's latest VHS vapidities, "Extraterrestrials: Global Invasion Approaching".
RealAudio 3.0 version.
A Van Impe collage by a fellow WFMU Radio webmaster YHB.
The answer to David's question's pretty obvious.
David drills the faithful in this famous clip from Australian TV.
An unidentified preacher addresses his radio audience on the question "Can a Christian be Demon possessed".
Another contributed production by our good friend Clay Loomis, this one of Dr. Fred Price of "The Ever Increasing Faith Ministries" in California. It's his prescription for how to love drug dealers into loving Jesus Christ - smash their heads in with a brick. Yes, really!
Lay your hands on the radio!
Jimmy Swaggert's famous "I have sinned against you!".
A production contributed by the wholly St. Alphonso, featuring the continuing adventures of Rev. Jerry Falwell and his never-ending attempts to convince us all of the Satanic perils of Tinky Winky. Would that all such accusations were so clearly silly!!!
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