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Monty Python & The Holy Grail
And Now For Something Completely Different
The Life of Brian
The Meaning of Life


Monty Python & The Holy Grail



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Countdown for the lobbing of the Holy Hand Grenade.



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King Arthur argues with a gradually armless Black Knight.



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King Arthur argues with a now armless Black Knight.



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The Black Knight: "'Tis but a scratch."



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King Arthur: "I ORDER you to be quiet!"



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Old Plague Victim: "I'm getting better!" Corpse Collector (John Cleese): "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment!"



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Corpse Collector Idle: "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"



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It's-only-a-model Camelot.



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Tim The Enchanter: "Dead awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!"



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What the Knights of Ne now say.



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Prince Herbert: "I don't want any of that!"



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Bridge Keeper: "What is your favorite color?!?"



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Good Lady Muckraker: "Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!"



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French Castle Guard: "So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!"



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Old Plague Victim: "I don't want to go on the cart!" Corpse Collector (John Cleese): "Oh, don't be such a baby!"



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A reading from The Book of Armaments, Chapter II, Verses 9 - 21 (after skipping a few verses) on The Lord's prescribed use of The Holy Hand Grenade.



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A selection from The Book of Armaments, Chapter II, Verses 9 - 21, before skipping a few verses.



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A head-bangin' good hymn.



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French Castle Guard: "I fart in your general direction!"



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The infamous cow-catapulting scene from the Japanese-dubbed release.



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French Castle Guard: "I blow my nose at you so-called 'Arthur King' - you and all your silly English Knnniggits!"



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The Black Knight: "I'm invincible!"



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What the Knights Who Till Recently Said "Ne" say now.



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A French call for bovine artillery.



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Sir Lancelot's squire Concord gets a message for his lord.



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King Arthur to The Black Knight: "What are you going to do - bleed on me?!?"



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A segment from the Castle Anthrax scene that was satirically cut from the film.



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Corpse Collector Cleese: "Who's that then?" Corpse Collector Idle: "I don't know. Must be a king." Cleese: "Why?" Idle: "He hasn't got shit all over him."



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Sir Galahad: "What are you doing in England?" French Castle Guard: "Mind your own business!"



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The Knights Who Say 'Ne' saying so.



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The French Castle Guard makes it clear he doesn't want to talk any more.



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Sir Bedivere tries & fails to say "Ne".



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King Arthur first meets Dennis the Muckraker.



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Dennis assails King Arthur over how he became Monarch.



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King Arthur meets Dennis' mother & gets an earful.



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Mrs. Muckraker: "Oh!"



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Dennis educates King Arthur about anarcho-syndicalism.



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King Arthur and Dennis argue the validity of governments based on "strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords".



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King Arthur "represses" Dennis.



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King Arthur to Dennis: "Shut Up!"



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Dennis: "Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"



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Dennis: "Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"



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Dennis: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"



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Lancelot saves Galahad from the Castle Antrax's peril.



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Lancelot talks Galahad out of returning to face the Castle Antrax's peril.



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French Castle Guard: "You don't frighten us, English pigdogs!"



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God: "Oh, don't grovel! One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling!"



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King Arthur: "You know much that is hidden, O Tim." Tim: "Quite!"



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Sir Bedivere explains the plan of egress from the Trojan Rabbit.



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The eating of, and rejoicing over, Robin's mistrels.



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The running away of Sir Robin, as sung real-time by his mistrels.



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King Arthur gives the Round Table retreat call, "Run away!".



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Narrator: "And so, Arthur and Bedivere and Sir Robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in scene twenty four."



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Head Ne Knight: "Another shrubbery!"



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Dingo prescribes to Sir Galahad the punishment he must meet out to her twin sister Zoot & all the rest of the women of Castle Anthrax.



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The famous "stay here" routine, Part 1.



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The "stay here" routine, Part 2.



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"Stay here" routine, Part 3.



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Part 4.



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5th & Final Part.



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King Arthur: "What do you mean - an African or a European swallow?"



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French Castle Guard: "Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time."



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King Arthur first meets Tim the Enchanter.



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Tim: "I warned you, but did you listen to me?!? Oh no, you knew all, didn't you?!?".



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The Swamp King: "Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!"



And Now For Something Completely Different



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The Lumberjack song.



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Eric Idle: "And now for something completely different."



The Life of Brian



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Pontius Pilate: "Anybody else feel like a little...giggle?"



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"Suicide Squad - attack!"



The Meaning of Life



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Doctor Palen: "Ah! I see you have the machine that goes 'BING!'".



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Organ Collection Agent: "Hello! Uh, can we have your liver?"



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Mr. Creosote orders his frightening fare.







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