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Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Countdown for the lobbing of the Holy Hand Grenade.
King Arthur argues with a gradually armless Black Knight.
King Arthur argues with a now armless Black Knight.
The Black Knight: "'Tis but a scratch."
King Arthur: "I ORDER you to be quiet!"
Old Plague Victim: "I'm getting better!" Corpse Collector (John Cleese): "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment!"
Corpse Collector Idle: "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"
Tim The Enchanter: "Dead awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!"
What the Knights of Ne now say.
Prince Herbert: "I don't want any of that!"
Bridge Keeper: "What is your favorite color?!?"
Good Lady Muckraker: "Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!"
French Castle Guard: "So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!"
Old Plague Victim: "I don't want to go on the cart!" Corpse Collector (John Cleese): "Oh, don't be such a baby!"
A reading from The Book of Armaments, Chapter II, Verses 9 - 21 (after skipping a few verses) on The Lord's prescribed use of The Holy Hand Grenade.
A selection from The Book of Armaments, Chapter II, Verses 9 - 21, before skipping a few verses.
A head-bangin' good hymn.
French Castle Guard: "I fart in your general direction!"
The infamous cow-catapulting scene from the Japanese-dubbed release.
French Castle Guard: "I blow my nose at you so-called 'Arthur King' - you and all your silly English Knnniggits!"
The Black Knight: "I'm invincible!"
What the Knights Who Till Recently Said "Ne" say now.
A French call for bovine artillery.
Sir Lancelot's squire Concord gets a message for his lord.
King Arthur to The Black Knight: "What are you going to do - bleed on me?!?"
A segment from the Castle Anthrax scene that was satirically cut from the film.
Corpse Collector Cleese: "Who's that then?" Corpse Collector Idle: "I don't know. Must be a king." Cleese: "Why?" Idle: "He hasn't got shit all over him."
Sir Galahad: "What are you doing in England?" French Castle Guard: "Mind your own business!"
The Knights Who Say 'Ne' saying so.
The French Castle Guard makes it clear he doesn't want to talk any more.
Sir Bedivere tries & fails to say "Ne".
King Arthur first meets Dennis the Muckraker.
Dennis assails King Arthur over how he became Monarch.
King Arthur meets Dennis' mother & gets an earful.
Mrs. Muckraker: "Oh!"
Dennis educates King Arthur about anarcho-syndicalism.
King Arthur and Dennis argue the validity of governments based on "strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords".
King Arthur "represses" Dennis.
King Arthur to Dennis: "Shut Up!"
Dennis: "Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"
Dennis: "Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"
Dennis: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Lancelot saves Galahad from the Castle Antrax's peril.
Lancelot talks Galahad out of returning to face the Castle Antrax's peril.
French Castle Guard: "You don't frighten us, English pigdogs!"
God: "Oh, don't grovel! One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling!"
King Arthur: "You know much that is hidden, O Tim." Tim: "Quite!"
Sir Bedivere explains the plan of egress from the Trojan Rabbit.
The eating of, and rejoicing over, Robin's mistrels.
The running away of Sir Robin, as sung real-time by his mistrels.
King Arthur gives the Round Table retreat call, "Run away!".
Narrator: "And so, Arthur and Bedivere and Sir Robin set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in scene twenty four."
Head Ne Knight: "Another shrubbery!"
Dingo prescribes to Sir Galahad the punishment he must meet out to her twin sister Zoot & all the rest of the women of Castle Anthrax.
The famous "stay here" routine, Part 1.
The "stay here" routine, Part 2.
"Stay here" routine, Part 3.
5th & Final Part.
King Arthur: "What do you mean - an African or a European swallow?"
French Castle Guard: "Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time."
King Arthur first meets Tim the Enchanter.
Tim: "I warned you, but did you listen to me?!? Oh no, you knew all, didn't you?!?".
The Swamp King: "Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!"
And Now For Something Completely Different
The Lumberjack song.
Eric Idle: "And now for something completely different."
The Life of Brian
Pontius Pilate: "Anybody else feel like a little...giggle?"
"Suicide Squad - attack!"
The Meaning of Life
Doctor Palen: "Ah! I see you have the machine that goes 'BING!'".
Organ Collection Agent: "Hello! Uh, can we have your liver?"
Mr. Creosote orders his frightening fare.