Batman: "I'll bash him brutally!"
Batman: "Come on, Robin - to the Bat Cave! We haven't one moment to lose!"
The Bat Computer kachunks out its computations.
Batman: "You'll keep constant watch via the micro-tv Bat Scanner!"
Robin: "Send Chief O'Hara up to the roof and have him flash the Bat Signal!"
Commissioner Gordon: "Our blackest fears confirmed!"
Batman (to the disguised Catwoman): "I have the strangest feeling that I am about to be utterly and madly carried away!"
Batman: "Our old arch enemy, Catwoman!"
Commissioner Gordon: "Clever! Devilishly clever!"
Batman: "Doubtless, it's the work of some harmless crank."
Robin: "What cruelty! Stuffing a poor shark with a ton of deadly TNT!"
Commissioner Gordon: "Chief O'Hara! Dash to the roof! Flash the Bat Signal!" Chief O'Hara: "Yes, Sir!"
Batman: "Quickly! Feed those figures into the computer!" Robin: "Roger!"
Batman: "You FILTHY criminals!"