Dr. Evil (Michael Myers) briefs his Evil Cabinet on his plan to blackmail the U.N. with an atomic bomb.
Number Two (Robert Wagner) turns on his boss Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil to Austin: "Isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for - free love, swinging, parties - are all, now in the nineties, are considered to be........evil?"
Dr. Evil to Austin: "There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster!"
The Vulcan subterranean drill is armed with a nuclear warhead.
Dr. Evil: "Austin Powers is getting too close. Any suggestions?"
Dr. Evil: "I'm the boss! Need the info!"
Dr. Evil to U.N.: "You have my instructions. Bye-bye."
Dr. Evil praises the Fembots' "calibre".
Dr. Evil's second U.N. extortion scheme: destroying the ozone layer with lasers in order to threaten worldwide skin cancer.
Dr. Evil calls his Evil Cabinet to the main chamber to watch Project Vulcan begin
Dr. Evil and son Scott go to group counseling conducted by Carrie Fisher.
Dr. Evil & son are first introduced to the therapy group.
Dr. Evil & son explain their situation to the therapy group.
Scott: "I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!" Dr. Evil: "Oh, Scott, that hurts Daddy when you say that, honestly!"
Dr. Evil invites Scott to see what he does for a living.
Dr. Evil: "Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism."
Dr. Evil to Scott: "You just don't get it, do you?"
Dr. Evil gets down to business during the beginning of his first Evil meeting since his deep-freeze thirty years previous.
Why Dr. Evil wishes to be addressed as "Doctor".
Dr. Evil: "I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving and overly-elaborate and exotic death."
Dr. Evil escapes from Austin and Miss Kensington in 1967.
Dr. Evil tells his incredible life story to the therapy group.
The entire opening of Dr. Evil's first Evil Council in thirty years.
Dr. Evil & son discuss evil vocations for Scott before the therapy group.
Dr. Evil explains to Austin his true intentions in his plan for world domination.
(From the above) - Austin: "Doctor Evil - do you really expect them to pay?" Dr. Evil: "No, Mister Powers - I expect them to die!"
The entire Fembots scene.
Dr. Evil to Scott: "Well, don't look at me like I'm freakin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"
Dr. Evil: "Right, okay people, you have got to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for thirty years, okay?"
Dr. Evil insists on a hug from his son.
Austin turns the tables on Dr. Evil when after having disrupted project Vulcan, Austin corners Evil for a philosophical debate.
Dr. Evil to Scott: "One more peep out of you and you are grounded, Mister, and I am not joking!"
Dr. Evil to Scott: "Can I have a hug?"
Dr. Evil: "I'm with it! I'm hip!"
Dr. Evil meets his son for dinner.
Dr. Evil asks of his mutated sea bass: "Are they ill-tempered?"
Dr. Evil opens his first Evil Council meeting in thirty years.
Dr. Evil introduces himself to his son Scott.
Dr. Evil: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential!"
Dr. Evil & son discuss in front of the therapy group Dad's plan to kill Scott.
Dr. Evil launches Vulcan.
Dr. Evil's: "You know, I have one simple request - and that is, to have sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
Dr. Evil to his Evil Council: "Alright, let's begin."
Dr. Evil to Scott: "And that's how you'd like to live your life, is it?"
Dr. Evil to Mustafa: "Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!"
Dr. Evil does the Macarena before Scott to prove he's "hip".
Dr. Evil sings the "Meox Mix" jingle.
Dr. Evil leads his Evil Council in diabolical laughter.
Dr. Evil has his cryogenics expert Mustafa finished off.
Dr. Evil introduces his son to Austin Powers.
Dr. Evil does not tolerate failure!
Dr. Evil: "Okay, no problem".
Dr. Evil's third & final blackmail scheme: "Oh, hell, let's just do what we always do - hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage, hmm?"
Dr. Evil reacts to the flaws in his first blackmail scheme: "Right, okay people, you have to tell me these things - I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frikkin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!"
Dr. Evil introduces Patty O'Brian to the Evil Council.
Dr. Evil's preemptive shushing of his son Scott.
Dr. Evil's first world domination scheme: blackmailing the British Royal family by threatening to announce an affair of Prince Charles'.
Dr. Evil to Austin: "Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mister Powers?"
Dr. Evil: "Quite impressive".
Dr. Evil ransoms the world when he contacts the U.N. and informs them he has a nuclear weapon.
Dr. Evil gets his ransom figures straight.
Dr. Evil: "Come, everyone - let us repair to the main chamber."
Dr. Evil: ".....right....."
Dr. Evil gets the skinny on his laser-beam equipped sharks from Number Two.
Dr. Evil: "Shit!"
Dr. Evil: "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breath-taking. I suggest you try it."
Dr. Evil "shushes" Scott.
Dr. Evil lets Mustafa have it for having not forseen the complications of feline cryogenic thawing.
(From the above) - Dr. Evil lets Mustafa have it.
Dr. Evil first meets his son.
Dr. Evil: "It seems the tables have turned, Mister Powers!"
Dr. Evil: "Throw me a frikkin' bone here!"
Dr. Evil disposes of Austin and Vanessa by having them sent to the mutated seabass tank.
Austin turns the tables again on Dr. Evil when Austin takes Scott hostage.
Dr. Evil asks Austin if he likes the tailoring on the clothes he provided him.
Austin & Vanessa are brought to Dr. Evil's underground lair.
Dr. Evil unveils The Vulcan before the U.N..
Dr. Evil to Austin & Vanessa: "Welcome to my underground lair! You're just in time. Enjoy the show."
Dr. Evil: "Well done, Mister Powers."
Dr. Evil: "Ah, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly! Throw me a bone here!"
Dr. Evil: "But, Scott, who's going to take over the world when I die?"