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Doctor Evil Wavs






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Dr. Evil (Michael Myers) briefs his Evil Cabinet on his plan to blackmail the U.N. with an atomic bomb.



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Number Two (Robert Wagner) turns on his boss Dr. Evil.



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Dr. Evil to Austin: "Isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for - free love, swinging, parties - are all, now in the nineties, are considered to be........evil?"



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Dr. Evil to Austin: "There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster!"



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The Vulcan subterranean drill is armed with a nuclear warhead.



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Dr. Evil: "Austin Powers is getting too close. Any suggestions?"



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Dr. Evil: "I'm the boss! Need the info!"



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Dr. Evil to U.N.: "You have my instructions. Bye-bye."



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Dr. Evil praises the Fembots' "calibre".



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Dr. Evil's second U.N. extortion scheme: destroying the ozone layer with lasers in order to threaten worldwide skin cancer.



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Dr. Evil calls his Evil Cabinet to the main chamber to watch Project Vulcan begin



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Dr. Evil and son Scott go to group counseling conducted by Carrie Fisher.



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Dr. Evil & son are first introduced to the therapy group.



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Dr. Evil & son explain their situation to the therapy group.



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Scott: "I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!" Dr. Evil: "Oh, Scott, that hurts Daddy when you say that, honestly!"



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Dr. Evil invites Scott to see what he does for a living.



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Dr. Evil: "Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism."



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Dr. Evil to Scott: "You just don't get it, do you?"



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Dr. Evil gets down to business during the beginning of his first Evil meeting since his deep-freeze thirty years previous.



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Why Dr. Evil wishes to be addressed as "Doctor".



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Dr. Evil: "I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving and overly-elaborate and exotic death."



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Dr. Evil escapes from Austin and Miss Kensington in 1967.



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Dr. Evil tells his incredible life story to the therapy group.



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The entire opening of Dr. Evil's first Evil Council in thirty years.



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Dr. Evil & son discuss evil vocations for Scott before the therapy group.



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Dr. Evil explains to Austin his true intentions in his plan for world domination.



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(From the above) - Austin: "Doctor Evil - do you really expect them to pay?" Dr. Evil: "No, Mister Powers - I expect them to die!"



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The entire Fembots scene.



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Dr. Evil to Scott: "Well, don't look at me like I'm freakin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"



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Dr. Evil: "Right, okay people, you have got to tell me these things, alright? I've been frozen for thirty years, okay?"



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Dr. Evil insists on a hug from his son.



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Austin turns the tables on Dr. Evil when after having disrupted project Vulcan, Austin corners Evil for a philosophical debate.



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Dr. Evil to Scott: "One more peep out of you and you are grounded, Mister, and I am not joking!"



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Dr. Evil to Scott: "Can I have a hug?"



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Dr. Evil: "I'm with it! I'm hip!"



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Dr. Evil meets his son for dinner.



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Dr. Evil asks of his mutated sea bass: "Are they ill-tempered?"



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Dr. Evil opens his first Evil Council meeting in thirty years.



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Dr. Evil introduces himself to his son Scott.



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Dr. Evil: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential!"



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Dr. Evil & son discuss in front of the therapy group Dad's plan to kill Scott.



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Dr. Evil launches Vulcan.



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Dr. Evil's: "You know, I have one simple request - and that is, to have sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads!"



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Dr. Evil to his Evil Council: "Alright, let's begin."



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Dr. Evil to Scott: "And that's how you'd like to live your life, is it?"



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Dr. Evil to Mustafa: "Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!"



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Dr. Evil does the Macarena before Scott to prove he's "hip".



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Dr. Evil sings the "Meox Mix" jingle.



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Dr. Evil leads his Evil Council in diabolical laughter.



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Dr. Evil has his cryogenics expert Mustafa finished off.



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Dr. Evil introduces his son to Austin Powers.



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Dr. Evil does not tolerate failure!



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Dr. Evil: "Okay, no problem".



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Dr. Evil's third & final blackmail scheme: "Oh, hell, let's just do what we always do - hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage, hmm?"



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Dr. Evil reacts to the flaws in his first blackmail scheme: "Right, okay people, you have to tell me these things - I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frikkin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!"



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Dr. Evil introduces Patty O'Brian to the Evil Council.



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Dr. Evil's preemptive shushing of his son Scott.



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Dr. Evil's first world domination scheme: blackmailing the British Royal family by threatening to announce an affair of Prince Charles'.



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Dr. Evil to Austin: "Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mister Powers?"



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Dr. Evil: "Quite impressive".



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Dr. Evil ransoms the world when he contacts the U.N. and informs them he has a nuclear weapon.



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Dr. Evil gets his ransom figures straight.



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Dr. Evil: "Come, everyone - let us repair to the main chamber."



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Dr. Evil: ".....right....."



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Dr. Evil gets the skinny on his laser-beam equipped sharks from Number Two.



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Dr. Evil: "Shit!"



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Dr. Evil: "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breath-taking. I suggest you try it."



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Dr. Evil "shushes" Scott.



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Dr. Evil lets Mustafa have it for having not forseen the complications of feline cryogenic thawing.



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(From the above) - Dr. Evil lets Mustafa have it.



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Dr. Evil first meets his son.



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Dr. Evil: "It seems the tables have turned, Mister Powers!"



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Dr. Evil: "Throw me a frikkin' bone here!"



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Dr. Evil disposes of Austin and Vanessa by having them sent to the mutated seabass tank.



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Austin turns the tables again on Dr. Evil when Austin takes Scott hostage.



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Dr. Evil asks Austin if he likes the tailoring on the clothes he provided him.



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Austin & Vanessa are brought to Dr. Evil's underground lair.



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Dr. Evil unveils The Vulcan before the U.N..



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Dr. Evil to Austin & Vanessa: "Welcome to my underground lair! You're just in time. Enjoy the show."



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Dr. Evil: "Well done, Mister Powers."



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Dr. Evil: "Ah, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly! Throw me a bone here!"



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Dr. Evil: "But, Scott, who's going to take over the world when I die?"







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